how to travel while hating your passport

how to travel while hating your passport note: hi, bitches (friends? i don’t know. i’m feeling provocative, but want to stay friendly and approachable. i promise i mean ‘bitch’ as a term of endearment) i am BACK FROM A CRUISE WITH MY PARENTS AND SPOUSE! it was wild in many ways, and i have a lot of thoughts about it. so many that i’m not writing in proper grammar and syntax (idc, tumblr-era aesthetics and e.e. cummings subversion 5eva) plz forgive me and enjoy xoxo gossip girl oh wait, are...